HENS SURVIVAL TIPS
The best man has every angle covered (so he tells you) and your man thinks
all he is called upon to do is turn up, with toothbrush. You know
better!
Read on, please do, you need all the advice that is available. Fore-warned
is fore-armed - appropriate cliché in this instance.
With more than a little training and sound counseling he will survive the
ultimate test of manhood - the stag night.
Lets start with alcohol consumption. Adjectives such as vast, copious
and obscene would be used to best describe how much he will be expected
to consume over the weekend. From the innocent pint of beer to the
vomit-inducing cocktails, he will be drinking the lot.
How can you prepare him this in advance should be your question. Send
him down to your local pub on a regular basis - with your blessing
- the aim to build up his tolerance levels, you could keep him company
and monitor progress (the odd glass of wine as your coaching fee).
As is so often the case women know best, remind him of the old wives
tale: a glass of milk will line his stomach and eating will act like
a sponge to soak up the alcohol.
All his friends have one common aim - to stitch him up at every available
opportunity. You will need to warn him to be on guard, never let it
slip and watch out for the married ones - they have revenge in mind!
If anyone is to be in for an unplanned swim, no prizes for guessing
who - fully clothed. Pack wisely!
Finishing on the packing theme, he'll need his sense of humour. It
is a must for any stag to be 'up for it' and if his S.O.H. is left
at home the proceedings will be an uphill struggle.
Good luck, black cats crossing your path and four leaf clovers ... maybe
just maybe he can return home with both eyebrows intact, nursing a
minimal hang-over having had a blast.
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