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and gifts. Hen party theme venues, photos, forfeits, pictures, activities, fancy dress, presents and
t shirts. Girls spa day packages, plus strippers, decorations, invitations, costumes and contact details.
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes and it's our job to stomp on them
and keep them in the dark until they mayure into someone whom we'd like to have dinner with.
Chat up/put downs
It is an occupational hazard for hen parties - you are a magnet to those of the opposite sex.
As soon as you acknowledge that yes you're on a hen party the chat up lines flow. Now this may be
a welcome interlude to some, but not always. Here Freedom offers you some cutting putdowns to utilise:
He says - "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy"
You say - "If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing"
He says - "Haven't I seen you somewhere before"
You say - "Yes, that's why I've stopped going there"
He says - "Is this seat empty?"
You say - ""Yes, and this one will be if you sit down"
He says - "can I buy you a drink"
You say - "yes and my 20 mates would like one too"
He says - "has anyone told you you're the most beautiful girl in here"
You say - "yes and I didn't sleep with him either"
Let us know if you can add to list list, so that we can spread the word and arm our fellow
long suffering, sisters.
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